I suck at Halloween.

Can anyone guess what I went as this year? Of course you can't. I was the serial killer, Richard Speck. If you don't know- Richard Speck killed a bunch of nurses in Chicago. All I knew was that and that he slicked his hair back and had a "born to raise hell" tattoo on his forearm. We figured with that and Megan going as a dead, bloody nurse it would be genius. I guess not. Fuck it, I'm going as Pauly Shore next year.